101 Questions about Roland

101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Roland Henri Hilifiger-Goodall...yeah, I have possibly the longest name you'll ever see...
And my only 'official' nickname is Pudding...my mum...

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I'm eight years old and my birthday is the 4th of September.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in London. Not sure what hospital it was...
But I've lived in Wales since I was about six months, for some reason.
I suppose I'm patriotic, but more-so to England than Wales...

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My mum is called Madison. Um, she owns a very sucsessful and famous fashion label, Lilac Rose...such a stupid name but whatever. Um, she's lovely and I love her to bits heh.
My dad is called Howard and he's really boring and owns an estate egents firm.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
None...Which I'm secretly glad about because I love being an only child, heh.

6. What is your occupation?
Um, I'm only eight, I'm not old enough for a job yet...

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm four foot ten and...(awkward cough) and I weight eighteen stone, seven pounds...

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
My hair is white-blonde like Mummy's and my eyes are grey like Daddy's.

9. What is your race?
Human.

10. To which social class do you belong?
Upper, obviously.

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Well, I don't think I am...but some people think I'm more adorable than 'attractive'.

12. What is your style of dress?
Mostly stuff Mummy's made especially for me, or stuff other designers have given her.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Um, no, not really.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
A-again, none...although Daddy keeps saying I'll get diabeties or something, hmph.

15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right.

16. What does your voice sound like?
Um, very high and sort of, that stereotypical English accent most American people think everyone in the UK have...

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Mostly proper. No dropping my H's or saying (shudder) ain't for me!

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
- Um...I'm cuddly?
- I'm actually really nice when you get over the fact that I'm you know, better than you.
- ...um, I have nice hair?

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I only use the bath once a week but I shower every day. And I do wear deodrant but I don't really need to most of the time...

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Nervous grin, heh.

21. Do you use body language? How?
Um, I don't think so...

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Um, I don't really think so, but I do say um and uh a lot, heh.

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory?
My Daddy's birthday party when I was about five. Because my parents were busy, Matt was allowed to come over to look after me and we played Monsters, which is like hide-and-seek but afterwards the person seeking chases you around until they catch you and he scared Uncle Noah.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I'm homeschooled. I enjoy it far more than nursery school...a-all the other kid's picked on me...

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Still learning most of mine, heh...

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
We-well, I'm still in my childhood so you know...

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Well, I want to be a TV producer or musician or something, but knowing my luck I'll have to work for Mummy or Daddy.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I-I haven't had a first kiss yet...

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
I-I'm eight!

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Not really. Mummy's pretty famous though...

Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Um, I-I'm not really sure...most likely starting to learn how to play the violin and piano?

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Passing my grade 3 piano, heh.

33. What is your greatest regret?
Anything I've done whilst having a tantrum...aside from how I got Candy and Mon. That's the only tantrum I DON'T regret.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Most likely having a sleepover over Steven's with Matt and then waking up to find Matt sleeping with me...

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Th-the little thing about my crush...that I'm not telling you, hmph!

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Once, Mummy had gone away to some fashion show and Daddy was left to look after me and he wasn't being very nice and gave me small portions at food so I poured coffee all over his work and blamed it on a maid.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
After Steven made me watch Paranormal Activity...

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
We go to France every summer and I went to Spain once for a fashion show with Mummy.


Beliefs

39. What is your alignment?
(Skipping this one as I don't know what it means and nothing's helping me)

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I-I sort of believe in God, but not properly, mostly because it all confuses me too much.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I want to but it's hard...

43. What is your greatest fear?
Snakes, sharks, lions, tigers...um, anything that could eat me I suppose...

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Steven makes me angry most of the time, hmph.
Food makes me happy because...well, I assume you can tell.
And, um, sad things make me sad. Like, sad movies with dead puppies and stuff.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Well, yes, I suppose.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Boring boring BORING.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
They're badbadbad.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
...I would hit someone perhaps?

49. How much do you value money?
Well, my family would be nothing without it so highly, but not more than friends, if you understand.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Murder.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Um...so long as it's not me.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Yes...th-there has to be someone for everyone.

53. Are you superstitious?
A little...

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
A lot, but I tend not to get people started on such things.

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Pretty honest, although I do hide them sometimes.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Well, Matt says I think I'm better than everyone, but that is SO not true!
_{(A/N - It so is)}

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
My Mummy. She's just..my Mummy, you know?

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect Mummy the most because she told me once how Grandma didn't want her to be a fashion designer but she did anyway and was really good.
Despise...urg, um, well, Steven, a lot of the time. He's one of my best friends, yeah, but...he's just really mean to me sometimes.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Haha, I wish...

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
Um, I have barely any, really...but I'd say Matt was my best friend.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Um, I only know of the human-race so, you know...
Class, well, very nicely!
Sex...I don't think most boys are like me...

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
What other races are there?!
Classess...hmph, they're below me.
Sex...gi-girls makes me nervous, let's just say.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
(swallows) Well, I'm sort of in love right now...she's doesn't know, but...well, you know...

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Someone who's kind and caring and loves me and doesn't judge me because of my size...

65. How close are you to your family?
Very close.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
More than anything in life...

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I do argue a lot, but it's mostly when I don't get my own way.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
I would say I'm more of a listener. I-I don't like talking that much...

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Depends what they're like to me when I first meet them...if they're nice, very quickly, but if not, well...most of the time, not at all!

70. Do you hold grudges?
None currently...although I think I may still hold a grudge against that horrid little boy in my orchistra that stole my violin before an important recital, hmph.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Oh, God no!

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
No-not really. Which quite sucks, considering my parents have large parties a lot and I always have to be there.

73. How well do you express yourself?
Quite well, I suppose...?

74. How quickly do you judge others?
...quite quickly...

75. Do you care what others think of you?
A bit yes...mo-mostly about my weight...i-if they're fine with it, that's okay, bu-but when they pick on me about it...

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
None that I know of...

Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Pastime - Playing the piano or violin, or drawing...I'm kind of good at it, like Mummy was...
Colour - Um, well, it's pink...a-and sky blue!
Food - Oh God, I love all food really...
Possession - Not sure really. Most likely the certificate I won for coming 2nd in a music recital...

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I'm not fussy, so long as it isn't scary or gory or sweary.

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?.
...what?!

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Staying in, snacking and watching TV.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Marrying you-know-who, hehehehehe...

82. How long is your attention span?
Quite long compared to most children my age, but it can be easily drawn with food...

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Movies mostly...

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Those comidians Steven likes. I mean, some of the stuff they say is quite horrible!

85. How do you deal with stress?
Stuff my face with sweets and chocolate.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Athletic - None at all. I get out of breath really easily and I'm not fast enough to do anything.
Artistic - A bit. I think I inherited it from Mummy.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I love animals. Especially small fluffy ones.
And...um, well, I'm a child myself, so...

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I prefer planning things out. Far nicer.

89. What are your pet peeves?
Urg, people like Steven who don't think about the conciquences of anything!

Self-Image

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Strength - My cool-headedness at a moment of disaster.
Weakness - Anything I can eat...

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My appitite, so I wouldn't eat so much...it's very rare that I get full...

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
(skipping because I forgot)

93. Do you like yourself?
...a bit, but not a lot...

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Well, my daily routine is mostly get up, eat, do school work, eat some more, watch TV, play with Candy and Mon and...eat some more, so I wouldn't mind that much...

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
In the next six months...pass my violin Grade 3...
In my lifetime? Well, just have a family, really...

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
5 years - I'll be thirteen so hopefully in comprehensive. My parents promised me that I'll be able to go back into proper school when I'm eleven...private school, obviously...
10 years - I'll be eighteen so going to university. (happy sigh)
20 years - Twenty eight...um, kind of hoping I'll have a full-time job and a proper girlfriend, heh...

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Of old age.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Whatever I achieve when I'm an adult.

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
- Sweet
- Kind
- ...cuddly?

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
- Bratty
- Stuck up
- Obese

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
...since when am I?