Random Quotes 7ish

"Oh, bitch, she's playing my mum! That's my mum!"
This guy Callum when he saw this girl was playing his mum (Who's a teacher in our school) in a sketch

"It sounds like Justin Bieber!"
"No, it sounds like Justin Bieber assaulting a whale..."
Meg and I

"Oh God..."
"NOT SEXUALLY. With a, uh, baseball bat!"
Nia and I when we retold that conversation.

"You got any spray?"
"Yeah, but it's a girls one..."
"Eh, I don't care."
"Won't it be more suspicious that you smell like a girl?"
Some guy looking for deodorant. (When there was only his mates and me and my friends in the room)

"That's not a horse, that's a dog..."
Delyth about this kid's costume in a sketch

"She is playing her mum..."
Me about this girl playing her mum (Who is also a teacher in our school) in a sketch

"Cake! *stamps on it*"
"...?"
"...I felt the need to stamp on the cake..."
Me after I saw some cake on the floor outside

"And if you win, you get that BITCHIN' cape!"
Me

"He was all, "My sword. My sword, don't touch. It's my sword! >|""
...someone about the teacher that was carrying a sword

"We have ribbons!"
"I has no ribbons..."
Me and Nia

"THAT was our song? THAT?! I'm not clapping...that doesn't deserve to get clapped...*claps a bit* WE SUCK."
Me after listening to our rock group's song

"In third...IT'S GWENLLIAN!"
"OBVIOUSLY!"
Me after we came third in the rock group contest.

"In third place is Seren (lastname)!"
"...*throws arms in the air* WOO-HOO!"
Me when I came third in an art competition

"Is that you then?"
"...obviously |D"
Some random guy afterwards.

"So we draw a 3D cube?"
"What other kind of cube is there? |D"
This girl in my Tech and the teacher

"How is there a wrong way to draw a cube...?!"
Meg

"The seagulls are swarming Sam!"
Gruffudd

"THE SEAGULLS ATTACKED MY CHEESE!"
Sam after he threw some cheese at the seagulls and chased after them when the tried to fly off with it

"Your hands are squishy! *poke!*"
"...okay then..."
"So's this! *pokes my side*"
"*gruntsqueak*"
"Squishy! "
Pepe and I...I-I've no idea xD

"...I want the Gluttony one..."
Me about this advert for (Of all things) tins that came with pads...XD

"What's that lizard one called?"
"Snivy?"
"Yeah, Snivy."
"I don't really like it..."
"It's a perv!"
Sam and me talking about Pokémon Black/White for no real reason

"Hey, Sam, what you gonna ask your dad?"
"I've no idea..."
"How about, 'Dad, what's for tea? - Sam'?"
Jac and Sam

"...and I was like, 'Omgod' because his piercing started bleeding..."
The end of my conversation about Corey's eye piercing.

"This is Ryan, Christopher....and you know Gruffri...I do not know why Gruffri is here...I think he kinda followed us."
Corey introducing Nia to some of his friends.

"He's still following them!"
Nia afterwards

"Yeah, Jac (lastname) thinks that Jewish people wear turbans..."
Me

"So Jac, what have you learnt today?"
"...that 53 isn't that old...?"
Jac (Weird lil' Year 8 kid) and this poet woman

"And why do you think he looks at his feet whilst walking?"
"...to see where he's going...? :'D"
My headmaster and me when he came into the class during Sgwad 'Sgwennu. (It's a writing club...thing)

"Do you know what YOU remind me of Seren?"
"I don't care. You know what you remind ME of? Road kill. UNPLEASANT."
"You're like a Whispa bar. Hard on the outside, but bubbly on the inside.
"...WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S...SLIGHTLY ACCURATE!"
Jc and I...yeah, he's a messed up child...XD

"Child abuse!"
"IT'S NOT CHILD ABUSE, HE'S A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU!"
Stalker/Callum and me.

"...let's go bother Aled! "
"Okay! "
Me and Nia.

"Cassius...sounds a bit like Darius..."
Becky randomly about this boy's name.

"*pointing* Ha-ha-ha!"
"*pointing back* HAHAHAHA?!"
Stalker/Callum and me...

"Ohh, what's in there?"
"The bodies of the people I've killed..."
Stalker/Callum and me...again XD (All the weird shit happens with him, okay?! XD)

"I could get a mini-pig and you could get a Falabella and we could have mini-pet BFFS!...OHHH! Then Meg could get a mini-goat and then we'd ALL

have mini-pet BFFs!"
Me to Nia on mini animals.

"Waaait...so it's an 80s supergroup with one singer from the 90s, singing a song from a musical made in the 70s about the 50s?!"
Rhodri

"ATTACK THE SEAGULLS!"
Me when we had an Art lesson out in the field and felt like mobbing the seagulls

"LET US SKIP! No, shit, my ankle, ow-ow-ow-ow!"
Me

"*in French* I come from Canada-"
"Justin Bieber!"
"Was it that easy? Does only one famous person come from Canada?"
"No! Michael Bublé, Nickelback, Avril Lavinge, two of my favourite bands, Hedley and Simple Plan!"
Me at this Modern Languages Day

"Is this getting shown to a teacher?"
"God, I hope not."
"Yes, especially with the massive 'PARTY' down the side there..."
Me and some other girl talking to this Uni student about what we thought her avarage day was

"INFERTILIZE!...OH GOD NO, SORRY, I WASN'T POINTING AT YOU!"
Sam after he was talking about what would happen if that 5th Gen electric sperm-fish battled an Exxucute, but then pointed at some Year 10 guy XD

"Perhaps if I steal this, you'll have to follow me to the field!"
"Oh, I'm very used to it..."
"You could steal her shoes and she wouldn't come!"
Cory, Nia and me

"Da-ad, I thought you'd gone to Darby!"
"I was but...I forgot my trousers..."
Rhodri and my dad

"THE PUPPY LIVED! :'D"
Jess after we'd watched I Am Number Four.

"...Well THAT was anti-climatic!"
Me at the beginning of I am Number Four.

"We just went in Lush and some guy in KISS make-up came over to us and asked us to smell this new body stuff for men - it did smell nice though - and

he put some body spray on and did this *wafts hand around weirdly* and then was like, "Smell my wrist!" and then he showed us some toothpaste tablets -

uh, don't ask - and he was just rubbing this toothbrush on his hand! ...it was weird :'D"
Me

"I want to take a picture with him! "
Cory

"OH GOD, HE'S BECKONING US BACK. *runs off slightly*"
Me after the crazy worker guy tried to get us back into the shop

"Don't leave!"
"We wanted to use it, we've been standing here for ages!"
Jess and Nia after a HMV worker walked off with the 3DS

"How funny would it be if he opened it onto one of the naked girl pictures?"
...I forgot, I think it was Meg X'D

"I always get sad, 'cuz none of my favourite bands ever have shirts here..."
"Aw...you ever heard of Simple Plan?"
"...OMFG, THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE BANDS EVER :'D"
"OMG, SERIOUSLY?!"
Me and Jess

"Sam, his product is very similar to yours. I smell a LAWSUIT!"
Me

"IT IS THE CHOSEN ONE!"
Becky about a piece of paper

"Di-did he just say wanker?"
"I-I don't know :'D"
Me and Meg about our German teacher

"Oh God, I think I just had a...nerdgasm?"
Me after I saw a preview for the Comic Relief Doctor Who special :'D

"Don't throw toast at people, it's not nice!"
Meg

"If Nina dies and Mitchell gets kept in prison, George is just gonna go psycho!"
"...psycho-lyco!"
Nia and me

"I think Nina's gonna have a litter...that's what you get for doing it werewolf-style!"
Me

"I know that (where I live) has a lot of take-aways...AND DON'T INSULT MRS WONG, SHE'S A VERY NICE WOMAN!"
Me

"I have no idea what I'm on about..."
"We've known that for years Mam..."
My grandma and uncle

"Seren, do you want a chicken sandwich?"
"Oh, no thank you Grandma, I've already eaten."
"Seren, do you want a chicken sandwich?"
"I'm fine Grandma..."
"You want a chicken sandwich, don't you?"
"I'm fine Grandma :'D"
"Mam, I've already asked her, she doesn't want one. |D"
*my mum walks in*
"Jaquie! Seren's having a chicken sandwich!"
"Am I?! :'D"
"Mam, she's already eaten!"
"...then why didn't you tell me?!"
"I did! :'D"
A conversation between me, my grandma, my uncle and my mother

"What happens if there's a nuclear zombie apocalypse?! D:"
"...you get your shirt Seren."
Me and Nia or Meg

"STOPPIT WITH THE ZOMBIES ALREADY SER."
Nia

"The next one is-"
"An alcoholic?"
"...no, a vicar! o_O"
Our RE teacher and a load of people in our class.

"Why is it stuck in the doooooor?"
Me when I somehow got a piece of paper stuck in the door whilst walking past it

"It's Pepe's birthday!"
"Wh-what?! D: I didn't know!"
"He didn't tell anyone, that's why!"
"What?! D:<"
Euros and I

"I'll give you my new number but like, call it Pepe's Mobile 2 or something, 'cuz I'll still be using my old phone."
"...I didn't have your old number..."
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A PHONE! :'D"
Pepe, Meg and me

"Meg, what is with your sudden obsession with Moomin?"
"THE QUEEN IS A MOOMIN."
Me and Meg...your guess is as good as mine

"You don't call me by my first name!"
"Well...not to your face Miss..."
Our Biology teacher and me

"ADD ME ON FACEBOOK MISS!"
"No. |D"
Sam and the Biology teacher

"What've we got last?"
"Jeffrey."
"Oh God, I hate that lesson. *hits an empty shortbread packet*"
"DON'T ABUSE THE JEFFREY D:"
"...since when has Jeffrey been shortbread?"
"Since FOREVER >|
Me, Pepe and Nia

"So we're taught by a Teaspoon and Shortbread! 8D"
Meg

"Ha-ha-ha, lol-lol-lol."
Meg's fake laughing

"Go and play! Leave me alone! Stop watching me tape envalopes!"
Our Art teacher when we were bored

"YAY, HAT! 8D"
"I want the ha-"
"MY HAT! D;"
Me when Cory stole his friend's hat and gave it to me.

"I can see why you didn't want to meet his friend's Ni..."
Me

"Yeah, that's what my friend's are like. 'Let's throw tangerines at each other!'!"
Cory

"Yeah, I have three mum's on Facebook."
"And I'm one of them! I only have you listed as my daughter, Meg and Nia as my sisters, and another guy you don't know as my brother...oh, uh, yeah, you technically have an Irish uncle in this crazy family."
Becky and me about our Facebook relations XD